Friday, August 26, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Princess Catherine and her son, Prince George... So sweet! Kate & George... Mother & Son:
"It only burns for a moment, darling.
Try not to touch the peasants in future."

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Kate Middleton, Duchess Of Cambridge, Wearing le Chameau Wellies At  A Primary School Camp In Kent, 2012:
"That's not funny.
You shouldn't joke about my hair going frizzy in this damp."

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Friday, August 19, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

"It's not your fault, you're a child.
Your parents are the ones who 
should be held responsible for this haircut."

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Monday, August 15, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Avec la reine Elizabeth II et la famille royale britannique pour l'Ordre de la Jarretière à Windsor, Kate Middleton était radieuse tout de rouge vêtue.:
"How well you look, darling!
Like your ladies' maid is finally putting your make up on correctly."

Friday, August 12, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Kate Middleton Just Rewore a Dress From 2014 — and We're So Glad She Did:
"So hard to choose! 
Any one of you would be great as the new kitchen wench."

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

"Bravo, darling, jumping would have really killed the evening. 
Now toddle off back to the bar for refills,
there's a good peasant."

Tuesday, August 09, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

"Yes of course it's all right to laugh at them, darling.
They're peasants."

Monday, August 08, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Princess Beatrice stand on the balcony of Buckingham Palace during Trooping the Colour, this year marking the Queen's 90th birthday on June 11, 2016 in London, England. The ceremony is Queen Elizabeth II's annual birthday parade and dates back to the time of Charles II in the 17th Century when the Colours of a regiment were used as a rallying point in battle.:
"Darling, you get photographed only once or twice a year 
and this is what you wore today?"

Friday, August 05, 2016

Thursday, August 04, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

"You are my absolute favorite.
But would it kill you to grow back your beard?"

Wednesday, August 03, 2016

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Embassy staff who met the royals were wearing custom-made badges with a combination of the American, British and Pride flags:
"Horizontal lines, darling?
I don't know why you thought that would be a good idea."

Monday, August 01, 2016

Friday, July 29, 2016

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge kisses Zoe Warren as she attends the second day of Royal Ascot at Ascot Racecourse  on June 15, 2016 in Ascot, England.:
"Air-kissing is fine, there's no need 
for your skin to actually touch my skin, darling."

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

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"You know I can get you thrown right out of this party, don't you?"

Monday, July 25, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

The Duchess seemed ever charming as she made her way along a line of soldiers with each of whom she stopped to chat with:
"It's not difficult. Simply explain
why you make the ladies wear such terrible hats."

Friday, July 22, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

"Yes, darling, I think if you ask mummy and daddy very nicely
we can get you a plane of your own."

Happy Birthday, Prince George!!

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

Kate Middleton Photos - The Patron's Lunch to Celebrate the Queen's 90th Birthday - Zimbio:
"It's hard to describe how your hat-crown makes me feel.
Mostly nauseous."

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Royal Caption Slam

(1) Twitter:
"Look how funny they are, 
all dressed up but not wearing couture."