Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Katie Holmes' baby talk ban

Katie Holmes has been banned from speaking to her baby for a week after it is born, it has been reported.

The pregnant actress has agreed not to talk to her new arrival, believed to be a girl, for at least seven days after she has entered the world, in accordance with fiance Tom Cruise's Scientology beliefs.

Do you think at some point Tom's going to forget to drug her and she'll wake up and say something like, "Hold eff up, here! This shit's out of hand. Out. Of. Hand. What the hell is the matter with you?!"

I just don't get it. She seemed so...normal. So nice. What the fuck happened to make her crazy enough to submit to this nonsense?

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