Saturday, May 20, 2006

To SUPPORT!

Look Tara. I know we've had our differences over the years. But I've always enjoyed watching you...entertain. I mean, you stole the show in Big Lebowski and I'm able to forgive a lot just based on that movie alone. However, like Jessica Simpson before you, you seem to have forgotten the reason bras were invented in the first place. To SUPPORT!

Now, I know that you've really cleaned up your act lately and that's great. I'm really proud of you. Seriously, though? Join a support group, no pun intended, and get help. They're not sexy when they can reach your belly-button. Just ask Jessica.

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