And all hell breaks loose! On Friday afternoon I drove up to visit b.f. Joy and her daughter, Baby Katherine.
Upon returning I discover Gwen Stefani gave birth to a boy - King or Kingston, if the tabs can be believed (which, ugh, my grandma once had a dog named King), and
Brangelina finally popped out their new kid, a girl their calling Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, which pretty much is another dog name. Celebs are going back and forth between giving their kids ridiculously pretentious and overly importants names and names you'd be most likely to name your pet. What is the world coming to?
Once they start selling the pictures to the media I'll have some to post but until then, hang tight and if you're looking for additional entertainment, you can check out this "poem" Britney posted on her website. It's fabulous. And by fabulous I mean impossibly bad. Enjoy!