Hey, Jude? I don't know when you found time to break into my parents' house and steal the hat from when I was in third grade and it was winter and they finally and gave in to my pleading that Rainbow Brite was the most amazing character I had ever seen on stage or screen and if I didn't get that hat right now I would hold my breath until I suffocated right there on the floor of KMart.
But, if you could just mail it back to me that'd be cool. No hard feelings or anything. Just give it back and all will be forgiven. Seriously.
And maybe in the future? If you could look in a mirror before leaving the house...that'd be cool, too. Thanks.