Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Morticia Adams. As A Blond.


I never thought I'd do it twice in one day, but here I am again, hating on one of my faves.

Gwen! You're not Morticia Adams, okay? Your hair is way too stiff. And you have a pretty face. What's with the sourpuss? I mean, yeah, okay, you just gave birth, but Jesus, buck up! Angie was out doing press conferences with a grin plastered on her mug. You realize you're competing, right?

And Gavin isn't helping, either. The man couldn't look more miserable if he actually had a stick up his ass. Is parenthood really so terrible that you guys already hate it?

Good luck, Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. Good. Effing. Luck.

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