Monday, June 19, 2006

Note to Britney:

Brit: Do you see this dressed-down schlubby version of Reese Witherspoon? On her worst, worst day, she is ten times classier than you are. She and her non-tool of a husband are expecting their third child and while I can understand your inclination to run around half-dressed, throwing dirty diapers at the help, allow me to suggest that you might consider her a roll model. After all, do you really want to go through life looking like this:

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