Thursday, June 22, 2006
So Totally Not Pregnant
As shocked as I'm sure you'll be to discover that the pregnancy scoops I ladled onto your plate of gossip earlier this week now turn out to be false, I have no choice but to be honest with you.
Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon are both claiming that they are not, NOT, in fact pregnant. Ladies, if this is indeed the case and you are not, NOT, in fact knocked up, then may I suggest that hitting the gym once in a while isn't a terrible thing? Because...well...you saw the pictures. And they're not overly flattering. For a normal person I wouldn't even mention it but you're, well, movie stars. And we, the public, live vicariously through you and we have a right to live blemish-free, thin lives.
Just something to think about.
Posted by Kate at 22.6.06