Monday, June 26, 2006

TomKitten v. Baby Shiloh. Fight!

I think I can hear Nicole's maniacal giggling from here...

"If like everyone else you've been wondering what happened to Suri Cruise and why we've never seen a picture of her, here is part of the answer: No one wanted to pay for her.

A photo shoot of Suri was offered to Wire Image, the prestigious agency, for sale to the various celebrity magazines right after the little "Mission: Impossible"/"Dawson's Creek" tyke was born in silence to her unmarried parents Tom Cruise and the dazed-looking Katie Holmes.

An auction was conducted, with People, Us Weekly, Star and the lesser names like In Touch all putting in their two cents.

The Cruise auction is said to have produced not more than a $3 million bid. At that point, the offer was rescinded. The mission was termed "impossible." No further word was heard from the Cruise camp."

Of course, we all know that Shiloh brought in over $4 Million to poor, starving orphans the world over. I guess Brangelina isn't quite following in your footsteps, huh Tom? Unless by following in your footsteps you mean beating the pants off you in selling their kid to world.

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