If this picture isn't worth a thousand words, I don't know what is. She: pregnant, no makeup, hair unwashed, braless, fugly maternity/babydoll dress, look of incredulity on face; he: tats, wife-beater, boxers clearly visible above beltline (which, thank god he decided to freaking wear a belt for heaven's sake), look of "what? what'd I say?" on his scruffy face; Sean P: I hope this yahoo doesn't drop me. It's a long effing way to the ground.
Okay, so maybe that's not quite a thousand, but you get the idea.