Ellen Pompeo, star of Grey's Anatomy, clearly hates her breasts. Why else would she showcase them so grotesquely? Ellen, do we need to have an intervention? From the waist-down this is a a beautifully draping gown in a great color with a nice little train of fabric. From the waist up you look like Xena the Warrior Princess out on a hot date.
Thanks to GFY for their much more in-depth critique.