Monday, July 24, 2006

For The Love Of Fashion

Confession: I have had a special place in my heart for Liv Tyler since my first year of college and when the trio of Aerosmith videos came out featuring Alicia Silverstone and Liv as two carefree school girls dancing and stripping to the rocking voice of, well, Liv's dad Steven Tyler.

Liv, I love you and I will always love you, but can I ask you a question? Are you trying to look like a cow? I know it's hard to lose baby-weight. Most of my friends are either pregnant or recovering from being pregnant so trust me, I know it sucks. Here's my thing, though. You're famous and there are a ton of designers out there who would gladly whip something up for you post-pregnancy that would delicatly accentuate your curves, tuck and fold and layer in just the right way so that it doesn't look like you took an old, shapelss Holloween costume and tossed it on over some leggings. Please try harder. Okay?

And now for Kate. The pants are adorable and the top is very sexy, but together? You look like a cross between a sailor and lingerie model. If that's the look you were going for, awesome. I'm just saying you could have done a little better, too.

Photo: DMI

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