It almost looks like Matthew McConaughey has lost the ability to take care of himself, doesn't it? The gut, the jungle juice, the haircut circa Dazed & Confused. What happened? Failure to Launch sits at the top of the biggest crap pile in movie history, but there's no need to get suicidal over it. Just make another movie.
Or at the very least put a shirt on, man. No one wants to see that.