Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Jolie-Pitts Waxed

This is just freakish. First, I don't really get what the big deal is with wax statues. Are we supposed to think they're real or just be really impressed at how lifelike a piece of wax is? Whatever.

The New York Madame Tussauds unveiled the first ever waxed infant and it was, of course, Shiloh Nouvel. I guess they already had a Brangelina and now the pair are complete with their little spawn. If I were Maddox or Zahara, though, I'd be pissed! If I were old enough I'd be all, "it's racism!" Seriously, though, you think they'll be cool with this when they grow up? Forget it. Shiloh is gonna get beat up every single day just for being the biological one.

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