Thursday, July 20, 2006

Put Those Things Away!

From TMZ:
"American Idol judge Paula Abdul was met by a swarm of photographers Wednesday afternoon after grabbing a bite to eat with friends at LA's trendy Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills."
Onlookers screamed, "Ahhh! My eyes! My eyes!" and "Holy God! Sweet, merciful Jesus, what is she doing to us?"

Seriously, though, the dress is one thing. It's beyond fug. What really concerns me is how ugly her breasts are. What is the huge indentation there? And, I know I've said this before but, would it kill her to put a bra on? They're sagging practically to her knees! She's nipping out southbound, folks. I think that should make a bra mandatory.

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