Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Bad Bathing Beauty

When I first saw these I thought Nicky Hilton was swimming in the buff and the black bands were censors designed to protect us from her naughty girl-parts, which, let's be honest, have probably been contaminated by her sister Paris's naughty girl-parts.

Then I took a closer look and realized that this is someone's sick idea of a bathing suit.

And, upon even closer inspection, it occurred to me Nicky should have done about 10,000 crunches in preparation of wearing it. Bad suit, bad bod, bad Nicky.

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