I have the horrible feeling that when getting dressed this morning Britney slipped into these white, heeled flip-flops and went, "Perfect."
What she should have said, however, was this: "Kevin, I'm off to the Pick-n-Save. If this trailer isn't clean by the time I get back, you'll be wearing that bowl of fruit loops."
Seriously. It's almost like she can't live without ridicule. Maybe she's a masochist. That would explain so much, including this travesty of an outfit.