Monday, August 07, 2006

For The Love of Fashion

This is almost too easy, but I'll give it a go. First ... jeez, I don't even know where to begin. Okay, let's take it from the top. Her hair is cute, but her make up is a little too minimal for a premiere, but whatever, I can live with it.

The dress looks like something out of an episode of Bizzaro Star Trek, if there were such a thing. The gold sequins are a bit too 70s for this 60s mini-dress, and my God, is she wearing a watch? Really, Cate, do you think the movie is going to be that bad that you need to check the time every now and again?

The tights and boots. I mean, I don't know how they do it in England or Australia or wherever you come from but around here, tights are reserved to winter, okay? And I don't care how relaxed people get with the Memorial Day-Labor Day rules. If it's summer, you should not be wearing nylons, much less colored tights!

Same goes for the boots. If you must wear what look to be leather boots, do in six month's time. They don't match; they just make you look absurd.

I just ... I'm very angry with Cate right now. You really let me down tonight.

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