Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Rich, But Bald

Film director Steven Spielberg was the world's highest-earning celebrity last year, according to Forbes magazine, the BBC reported yesterday.

This is great news and everything, but Steven! You're rich. Ridiculously rich. If you're losing your hair don't give yourself a comb-over. It looks bad - seriously bad, okay? So do me a favor, and yourself a favor, and get a cut. Please, you'll thank me.

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