Lindsay Lohan: "I want to do what Marilyn Monroe did [during the Korean War], when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."
As insanely possible as this sounds, I call bullshit on it. Lindsay Freaking Lohan is not going to Iraq to entertain the troops. She might end up getting killed and I just don't think I'm that lucky.