Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Britney Continues To Disappoint. Her Son.

Oh, man, there are just so many things wrong with this. First, Britney is going to combine her parents' names Jamie and Lynn to make Jailynn, which is to be her daughter's name. Her parents already did this when they named Britney's sister Jamie Lynn, but whatever. Even another Jamie Lynn would be better than Jailynn. I can think of five jail-bait jokes right off the top of my head just sitting here.

And second, she's decided to keep things nice and simple by scheduling a C-section for next week, September 14, the date of Sean Preston's first birthday. Nothing says I Love You like ignoring your birthday to bring someone else into the world. I mean when it happens by accident and your mom happens to give birth on your birthday, you deal. But when she plans it out that way? It's just wrong.

You heard it here first: Britney Spears is a terrible mother.

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