Monday, September 18, 2006

Tara Reid's Funbags: RIP

Tara Reid has decided to deep-six her fake funbags in an effort to revive what's left of her sad little career. You might recall that she made the decision to get the funbags for the same exact reason.

A tip for Tara: you might be taken more seriously as an actress if you also - and this is only a suggestion - stopped with the drinking and the whoring. Also, and again this is just me talking, you might wear more clothes more often.

This a step in the right direction, though, and I'm proud of you. Your funbags will be missed, but they will never be forgotten.

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