Sunday, November 19, 2006

Catherine Zeta-Jones Seems to Have Lost her Fashion Mo-Jo

And it's a shame, too, because this could have been so pretty. First, lose the freaking train; let it end at your feet or else it looks like you didn't hem it after you bought it.

Second, lose the black belt. I know you think it defines your waist, but really it just points out how far south the girls are drooping. Last, there's something going on below the black belt, some kind of seam I think, and it just underlines the weirdness of the waist-thing. Why couldn't it have been fitted but seamless? Or a nice column that accentuateds your waist and bust? This is just wrong.

I won't even really address her hair except to say this: don't ever do it again, okay? For me, for you, for the world, don't ever do it again.

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