Monday, November 20, 2006

Family Court Will Love This

I know if I were divorcing my loser of a husband and getting ready to fight him all the way to court over custody of my kids the first order of business would be getting drunk with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas. I mean, it's just standard operating procedure, no?

I can just picture FedEx rubbing his hands together a la Mr. Burns while smoking up and exhaling, "excellent, bitches."

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