Okay, okay, I love the new haircut. It's very Winona Ryder circa 1998. But that's not the point. I thought we talked about wearing dresses that look like sacks. This is not only sack like but it's ugly, too! Green and brown? Those were the best colors you could get? Vomit colors?
Your husband's in a suit, for God's sake. You couldn't dress up a little bit? I'm very disappointed, Michelle. I know you can better and I just hope that the next time you have an opportunity to go to an awards show like the Independent Spirits (or, maybe the Oscars? Last year's yellow dress was beyond fug) you'll put a little more effort in.