Sunday, February 04, 2007

A Little Ketchup

I'm finally back from my trip out to Minnesota and can't tell you how exhausted I am. My parents still don't have cable and their Internet is exclusively dial-up, so checking my usual sites is pretty painful and time consuming.

The wake and funeral were on Friday and it was interesting to reconnect with extended family members and see what everyone is up to now. On Saturday we spent a lot of time just hanging out at the house recovering from Friday and I flew home today at two.

Now that I'm back there are a few things I feel I need to comment on:

Beyonce: either be smelly, or buy some clear-glide stick because the white mess is really bad. Also? I hope that's double stick tape holding your dress up because your girls look ready to make a run for the border.

Bob Saget with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, or, as they're also know to all us out in TV Land, the death twins. Honestly could they look closer to death? I guess that's why they're laying the red lippy on so thick, to somehow indicate that they are not in fact past their sell-by date.

Mena Suvari: I really hope this is a wig, because those bangs are God. Awful. You're not a little girl anymore who can get away with stuff like this. You're a grown woman with a publicist and a stylists and I must say that I am really disappointed in all three of you.

That's all for tonight. Rome is beckoning to me and then Battlestar Galactica and then bed. Work will start up again tomorrow bright and early and I need to be ready to answer three days of voicemail, email and paperwork.

Catch you on the flip.

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