Thursday, February 08, 2007

Rest In Peace, You Great Big Slut


I wish I could get excited or appalled or shocked or even interested in the death of Anna Nicole Smith, but I just can't. She lived. She was a tramp. And now she's dead.

I do feel sorry for her kid, the poorly named Danielynn, though. The poor girl is going to have enough trouble going through life with that name and having Anna Nicole as her mother. Just wait until the scandal breaks and we find out that she died after snorting a huge line of coke that was laced with battery acid or some shit, because you know that's coming.

There'll be a toxicology report and Howard K. Stern will try to block it but there'll be some kind of court order and it'll come out. It always does.

Quick update from Dlisted:
"Danielynn is currently in the Bahamas with a family friend. Police are currently performing an investigation and are searching Anna’s room. Anna was found by her nurse and there’s still no word yet on why she had a nurse."

Mmm-hmm.

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