Thursday, March 01, 2007

Buy a bra, Jessica Biel!

I have a badass cold that's kicking my ass and making me say ass too many times so I can't think of anything really mean so say about the braless wonder that is Jessica Biel except to say that, JESSICA! Get a BRA!

It was fine for the Oscars but come on! Bras are wonderful, Jessica. They hold things up. And support areas that need supporting. You have nothing held up, nothing supported and it's all lopsided and weird. Please, Jessica. Please, buy a bra and make it stop.

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