Thursday, March 29, 2007

Finally! Nicole Kidman is Pregnant.

I don't know how those spindly legs will support the weight of her soon to be prego belly, but Nicole Kidman has finally succeeded in getting herself knocked up. Presumably Keith Urban is the father but, you know, what with the drug abuse who knows how good his swimmers are.

Wait, what am I talking about? It's Nicole Kidman. Her belly will probably be a perfectly shaped little soccer ball bump. Bitch.

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