Thursday, April 05, 2007

Dear Britney,

After you have two kids, bras are your friends. Also? When your blouse is see-through, bras are your special friends. For your sister's sweet sixteen this might have been appropriate if you'd paired it with a blazer. Or a sweater. Or maybe shrug. I love those, don't you? Wait, where was I?

Oh, yeah. Your boobs are gross. Also? You're sloppy.

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