Jennifer Lopez to Britain’s The Guardian newspaper:
"I’m not J.Lo any more. That’s all gone with all the ridiculous stories about tantrums and Egyptian sheets. That’s all my past. I’m Jennifer Lopez. I think, as a woman, I’ve finally grown more sure of who I am. It does seem ironic that it has taken me more than a decade to basically get back to who I am."
Ironic? Or retarded? I always get those words mixed up, too, so she shouldn't feel bad. We know what she meant.