Not Just A Million

So, apparently, K'Fed's getting a hell of a lot more than just a million bucks:

• A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
  
• He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
  
• $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
  
• Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought during their marriage.
  
• He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.

You have to be a pretty damn unfit mother for this guy to get four out of seven days a week with the kids. And the child support? I am literally speechless. No words. At all. Zip. Nada. Nothing.

What is there to say? Except that maybe Britney should get herself back on stage somewhere soon. 25K per month for the next eighteen years? Good luck with that.