Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The dumbest thing ever

Halle Berry's unborn child has just received an honorary degree.

No, I'm not lying.

James Lipton, Dean and Founder of Pace University Performing Arts Department presented the award saying,
“Tonight is special in many ways not least because this is the first time in 13 years that I have been face to face with two guests in that chair. One of them is the youngest in the history of ‘Inside the Actors Studio.’ As Dean Emeritus of The Actors Studio Drama School I would like to say that since this little person has already attended this craft seminar, and has behaved like a perfect gentleman or lady, he or she is officially and forever an alumnus or alumna of Pace University.”
Would somebody give me an effing break, please?


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