Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Spitzer Speaks Out. Sort Of.

Those sneaky Republicans knew I liked dirty whores

by Elliot Spitzer

Consider this my unofficial statement.

First of all, to say there was literally a ring of prostitutes for me to sample like an endless buffet, is absurd. It was never more than two or three girls at a time. So by my calculations that makes it, at most, a prostitution prism.

But more importantly this isn’t my fault; it’s just another example of the Republicans doing whatever they can to discredit me, the Democratic Party and my reforms in Albany. They knew that I like to have sex with dirty whores and guess what, when I had one of my infamous dirty whore cravings, magically many of them were available in an elaborate online network.

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Source: News Groper

1 comment:

Joan said...

This is such a funny resource! I , of course, went to the News Groper and read all - beautiful!!