Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Britney Spears Gets Full Custody!

In a surprise move, the judge ruled late yesterday afternoon that Britney Spears would be awarded full custody of children Sean Preston and Jayden James.

When reached for comment Spears noted, "Well, I is they mama. You got any Cheetos?"

Ms. Spears' ex-husband, Kevin Federline, told reporters, "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!"


Joy said...

Wow. That was actually kind of scary.

Kate said...

The headline I almost chose was "Britney Spears Found Dead", but I thought that was actually too probable and this would be more shocking.

Joan said...

I ALMOST believed it for a second! Dead would have ben so believable!