Sunday, July 06, 2008
Actual Conversation With A Waitress Last Thursday:
Me: I'll have the peach martini.
Her: Do you have a vodka preference?
Me (laughing with my friend, Heather): No, I'm not one of those vodka snobs who are all, 'yars, I'll have the Grey Gooose, lovey'. Whatever you recommend is fine.
Her: Well, actually I recommend the Grey Goose.
Me: Good, well why don't I insult you while I'm at it? The Grey Goose is fine. Thanks a lot.
Okay, fine I made that last bit up, but I know she wanted to say it.
Posted by Kate at 6.7.08