Sunday, July 06, 2008

Actual Conversation With A Waitress Last Thursday:

Me: I'll have the peach martini.

Her: Do you have a vodka preference?

Me (laughing with my friend, Heather): No, I'm not one of those vodka snobs who are all, 'yars, I'll have the Grey Gooose, lovey'. Whatever you recommend is fine.

Her: Well, actually I recommend the Grey Goose.

Me: Good, well why don't I insult you while I'm at it? The Grey Goose is fine. Thanks a lot.

Her: Witch.

Okay, fine I made that last bit up, but I know she wanted to say it.


Joy said...

Very nice, Kate.

mp said...

Open mouth, insert peach martini.

Kristen said...

Ha! If you want to feel better, the Grey Goose is possibly the most expensive vodka they offered so she was really just padding her tip.
But I'm like you. I don't really care all that much what kind it is.

Kate said...

Thanks, Kristen. That DOES make me feel better!

Da Old Man said...

MMM, vodka.


It's all good.

savvy said...

that's a riot

Rhea said...

hehe. Love moments like that. Lovely.

Becky said...

hahaha you're so awesome. wish I'd been there for that one.