Monday, August 25, 2008

Dear Madonna,


We KNOW, okay? We get it. You're buff and you could kick all our asses put together.

Now could you just...give it a rest, please? Close your legs. No one wants to see that anymore. Really.

Love,
The World

7 comments:

Joy said...

Yuck.

Kristen said...

Yup, I wonder what she permits herself to eat? I doubt it's much more than boiled chicken and salad. I'd rather have cake.

Da Old Man said...

Yeah, it's time for her to close up shop.

mp said...

She needs to be done.

Becky said...

That's got to be 90% makeup. Like when they painted in Keira Knightley's cleavage for the Pirates movie.
Ya think?

If not, it's severely disturbing.

ChillyB said...

Ok MP if you are thinking she needs to be done ... I will sacrifice and just do her!! And promise to hate every minute of it!

Kate said...

You're such a giver, Brian.