Friday, September 05, 2008

Quote of the Day

“I’m not pregnant. I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one.”

Dear Eva,

I have a steaming plate of Shut Up here for you if you'd like to put on a few more pounds and get up to a size 2. Just lemme know.



Da Old Man said...

She needs a good smack in the head.

Lindsay said...

This made my entire night! You are so awesome.

And yes she does need smacked!

Joy said...

I hate her.