Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Smell Ya Later

The Beast and I are off for a few days at the shore (for those of you not from NJ, all that means is "beach". No, I don't know why they call it the shore).

If there's Internet where we're going, I'll be checking in. More likely there won't be Internet so you'll have to live without me for a few days. I know it'll be tough, but you can do it.

If you start to really miss me, just think of poor Trixie and Ari, waiting patiently for us to come home from work to feed, pet, and adore them. They look sad already, don't they?

Maybe next time someone will think twice before puking on the bed. I don't know who did it, and I don't want to know. Just, maybe someone will think twice next time and mommy and daddy won't have to go away.

P.S. Before you call child protective services, of COURSE we're leaving them in the good hands of Uncle Sal. THEY probably won't see the difference between getting a reliable and kind pet-sitter and getting no one at all (who can really replace us, after all), but WE know the difference.


mp said...

I'm so jealous! Have a great time!

Joan said...

Oh - yeah! Great way to end the summer. Relax and enjoy. Your two "twins" will have a nice vacation also - something or someone different to spice up their lives. If Uncle Sal doesn't spoil them too much, think how much they will apreciate your return!

Joy said...

Have a blast!