Friday, February 13, 2009

For The Love Of Fashion

I've been chided recently for "harshing" on celebs who parade around in front of my eyes wearing horrible badness for clothes and I stand by all my comments below and previously. If they don't want to be mocked they should check out a mirror before leaving the house.

Never has that been more true than in today's picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt. First, a carpet? You're wearing a carpet for a coat? What are you, auditioning for Joseph? Is this a "Dream Coat"? Are you method "acting" all of a sudden? And don't look at me like you don't know why I put "acting" in quotation marks. You know why. We ALL know why.

Second, did you really think pairing Louis Vuitton with your beat up old sneakers was a good idea? On what universe do you think you get a pass for that?

Third and, mercifully, finally, could your jeans BE any more sloppy? This is how I wear MY jeans when I'm running to CVS for more dental floss. You're an "actor" (again, you know why) or at least a B-list celebrity.

Make an effort!


Joan said...

Heehee - maybe she doesn't want to be recognized???

Da Old Man said...

Isn't she researching a role as a homelees person, and using the "method acting" technique of acting like a street person first.

Please tell me that is what she's doing.