Actual conversation from this morning:
Me: Do you think I can get away with not showering today?
Beast: No.
Me: Thanks for your honesty.
Beast: Aside from how you look, you smell like Ben-Gay.
Beat. Me: Fine, but I'm NOT washing my hair. And getting old is crap.
7 comments:
Hilarious. I love the Beast.
I'm funny!!
I need someone like the Beast to be honest with me in my life. Cause today is a day where I really should have showered. But in an hour I'm going to the gym and I'll shower there. So I'm only gross at work and in my little cubicle for like an hour and a half. (As if that makes it ok.)
What? Ben-Gay's not sexy?
Hard to believe, I know, but apparently not.
Ben Gay?? BEN GAY???? For real?? Wow, sometimes it is better not knowing somethings about your friends.
Aww, Joan, that hurts! ;-)
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