Sunday, March 01, 2009

Cleanliness

Actual conversation from this morning:

Me: Do you think I can get away with not showering today?

Beast: No.

Me: Thanks for your honesty.

Beast: Aside from how you look, you smell like Ben-Gay.

Beat. Me: Fine, but I'm NOT washing my hair. And getting old is crap.

7 comments:

Kristopher said...

Hilarious. I love the Beast.

savvy said...

I'm funny!!

Kristen said...

I need someone like the Beast to be honest with me in my life. Cause today is a day where I really should have showered. But in an hour I'm going to the gym and I'll shower there. So I'm only gross at work and in my little cubicle for like an hour and a half. (As if that makes it ok.)

mp said...

What? Ben-Gay's not sexy?

Kate said...

Hard to believe, I know, but apparently not.

Joan said...

Ben Gay?? BEN GAY???? For real?? Wow, sometimes it is better not knowing somethings about your friends.

Kate said...

Aww, Joan, that hurts! ;-)