I never thought I'd see the day where a Jon & Kate headline would trump a Brad & Angelina headline, but boy, we've arrived at a very dark place:
Jon & Kate's pseudo-break up gets top billing over Brad & Angelina's pseudo-break up. (Yes, "pseudo". I'm not ready yet.) I'm also not sure I want to live in a world where Brad & Angelina aren't the main story every day, all day. I don't think I even remember what such a world looks like.
Shall we have a moment of silence?
Fine then, as you were.