I took Trixie to the Vet yesterday because she's been squinting her right eye a lot. The doc said someone (coughFionacough) must have scratched the cornea because there's something there that's almost done healing.
Unfortunately, Trixie has been rubbing it so much (mainly because it was hurting) that she's given herself an additional owie. So I have to apply ointment DIRECTLY ONTO HER EYEBALL (in case you weren't sure how I'd feel about that I put it into caps for you) 3-4 times a day for a week.
I wish that were the worst of it though. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dorky Kitty: