"Being famous is just like rape." -- Kristin Stewart ("Bella" of the Twilight franchise).
Sing it with me, Universe, "CRY ME A RIVER, KRIS! DO YOU THINK WE CARE THAT YOU'RE UNHAPPY WITH YOUR FAME? WE HAVE BILLS TO PAY, OKAY? WE SPEND OUR HARD-EARNED MONEY ON YOUR CRAPPY MOVIES AND YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE DOING US A FAVOR? LIKE RAPE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
I need to go lie down.