I'm on vacation this week and I'm feeling a bit like slacking off so although I've separated the pics into categories, I haven't actually moved them into different piles, so when you scroll down you have to read the comment to find out what I thought. Hint: if you're lazy like me, just look at the last word in the comment and you'll know.
The catories are: Win! Fail! Eh.
Shall we start?
Anna Paquin, looking like something out of an Anne Rice novel. Serioulsy, I think you're a bit too into the Vamps, Anna. The metalic gold against the soft satin black just doesn't do it for me. The bodice looks like it might hurt for God's sake. And I don't really like the lift in fabric at the front. I looks like it might have been done at the last minute to make the look softer but it's not working. Fail. Worst in Show. It's strange to have the worst in show at the very beginning but, hey, I don't make the rules, I just follow them, okay? Worst In Show.
Elisabeth Moss looks absolutley perfect. The dress is a dangerous color because we all know what happens when you choose a dress that matches your skin. Yet, this works on her. If anything it makes her skin look even more delicate and porcelain. I love the folds and extra fabric trailing down. I love the slight train. I love her hair and accessories. I think this is a Big Win. In fact, I think this is Best in Show.
And that's it, possums. We hope you've enjoyed this edition of the 2010 Emmy Slam (aka find a celeb and make fun of her). Speaking of which, Paris Hilton! You guys! Might be going to jail! I feel like Christmas came early this year.
And on that note, I'll leave you. Remember: color, cut and coutour. Also, black might be safe but it's also wicked boring.