Dear Angelina Jolie,
Dude, you're freaking Angelina Jolie! Make an effort! I know you've got six little rugrats crawling all over you non-stop but I also know that you've got an army of nannies at your disposal so don't EVEN try to pretend like this is the best you can do.
P.S. If you had anything to do with Brad shaving that revolting thing off his face, I'm grateful.