Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Are People Really Going to Vote For This Witch?

Ha! See what I did there? Because, you see, she dabbled in witchcraft! Get it?

From deantrippe via Mike Mitchell:

Stay up to date with the Christine “X-TEEN” O’Donnell Election Meme Watch.

1. “You can’t masturbate without lust.” / “I’m a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste.” MTV’s Sex in the 90s, 1996 / MSNBC’s Scarborough Country, 2003

2. “I dabbled into witchcraft. I never joined a coven.” / “One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar.” Politically Incorrect, 1999

3. “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.” Fox News’s The O’Reilly Factor, 2007

4. “You know what, evolution is a myth.” / “Why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?” Politically Incorrect, 1998

5. “During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, ‘Credibility.’” News Journal, 2006

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