This dress reminds me of Harvey Dent, Gotham's District Attorney, who is disfigured when the Joker throws acid in his face. One side of Harvey's face is totally normal and fine, one side is hideously disfigured. When you pick out a dress, chances are you don't want to remind people of someone who's face is, even partially, hideously disfigured.
Just a head's up on that, Julianne Moore. I've got your back.