La Kid

Okay, I know you know how much I hate talking shit about people. It hurts me. I know you know this. But I was chatting with my buddy Sean last night about Nicole Kidman and her recent acknowledgment that she sometimes uses Bowtox.

Forgive my skepticism, dear readers, but may I just say, Pa-SHAW. There's no WAY that Bowtox is all she's tried. Let's take a look shall we?

Here's current Nicole:

No surprises, right?

Here's Early Nicole.

And here's even earlier Nicole.

Now, I'm not a rocket scientist, but there are definitely differences here. Am I wrong? Tell me I'm wrong.