Friday, January 04, 2013

It's (Really) The End Of The World As We Know It. For Real This Time.


Kim Kardashian Pregnant

It's been a long time since I've snarked on a celeb in this space.  Seriously, though.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially knocked up.

Which means I'm ready for the world to officially be over.  I just can't anymore.  I try to live in a Kardashian-free world.  Some people don't buy anything from China so as to boycott the hold China seems to have over most of our goods if not services.  I boycott the Kardashians.  I don't buy their labels, I don't watch their shows, I just don't want anything to do with them.

But this.  This means they're going to be even MORE all over the media than they usually are.  And why?  Because Kim made a sex tape.

Let's be honest, here.  Kim. Made. A. Sex. Tape.  Classy, right?  And the whole family has somehow skyrocketed to fame and fortune as a result.  It makes my head hurt.  And it makes me ashamed of the celebrity culture that is post-modern America.

I'm ready to go live in a cabin in the woods somewhere except I can't live without Internet and I hate cabins.  So here we are.

Banging my head against the wall.

Screw you, 2013.

1 comment:

Kristen said...

agree 100%! I boycott most celeb products, ESPECIALLY Kardashians.